Tales of a Sun Sneezer

Monday, October 16, 2006

A question for the ages...

The new AV support girl at work isn't too bad to look at.

Would it be inappropriate to manufacture reasons for elaborate audio-visual presentations so that I may bask in her cuteness? Or do you think she'd eventually get suspicious as to why a Power Point presentation with audio and video components is needed to illustrate the correct method of ordering office supplies?

Hmmmm....

8 Comments:

Blogger Janie U Ignorant Slut said...

ehhhh... just tell her that there is a severe Post-it shortage due to the recent exorbitant gas prices that has led to a strict corporate policy on the ordering practices of all non-essential office supplies.

or... just say hi and go to the break room for coffee

either way, i don't think you can lose

hehehe

Janie

October 17, 2006 6:45 PM  
Blogger sun_sneezer said...

He he! I think I like your first suggestion best.

Actually, I managed to schedule three requests for AV support in the coming weeks. We'll see if she takes the assignments, or if my blatant staring scared her off. But I'm fairly certain she'll be unable to resist my sun-sneezing charms.

October 17, 2006 7:45 PM  
Blogger green said...

you mean you actually have to ASK if it's a good idea to hang around hot girls?!

sneezer, have you lost your mind??

OF COURSE you spend as much time with her as possible. OF COURSE you invite her for drinks after work. OF COURSE you slip a roofie into her martini. wait. scratch the last one.

October 18, 2006 12:57 PM  
Blogger sun_sneezer said...

Green, thanks for the smack upside the head!

So I have an update to the story...

I found out today that she was a temp.

So good bye cute AV girl! I hardly knew ya.

Damn.

October 18, 2006 3:57 PM  
Blogger Janie U Ignorant Slut said...

nooooooooooooooooo...

say it ain't so!

October 18, 2006 4:09 PM  
Blogger sun_sneezer said...

Yeah, imagine my surprise when it wasn't a cute girl who showed up to do today's presentation set up, but an extremely dorky guy with his ear taped to his head.

October 18, 2006 10:15 PM  
Blogger green said...

GODDAMMIT!!

maybe you need an assistant? maybe you need one from the temp agency?

why the hell was his ear taped to his head? whot tha fock?!

October 19, 2006 12:06 PM  
Blogger sun_sneezer said...

Oh, I totally need an assistant. Good, call, green!

When someone has his ear taped to his head, don't you think it's better to just not ask questions? It looked like some kind of weird injury that I couldn't see evidence of.

One of life's mysteries...

October 19, 2006 1:09 PM  

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